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You meet 4 different kinds of people in your life: The person you love but doesn't love you back. The person who loves you but you don't love them back. The person you love and they love you back. And
You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, you flirt like first loves, and protect each other like brother and sister, obviously it's meant to be.
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, It's too long. Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, You'll never get it.
the winner of a poke war is owed sex by the loser...its in the rules.
She's about as innocent as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
I will never be your first kiss. i will never be your first love. im not your first valentine, first fight, first teddy bear, or first date. im not in this to be your first anything...i just want to be your last
Here is a big ' fuck you '. For all the messages I waited for. For all the times I hoped to see you. For all the love I wanted. For the tears I've cried. For letting me believe you really cared about me. For being the biggest asshole ever. For making me fall in love with you. And especially for the heart you broke
"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King
Just do it.. you're never going to see these people again
"did you get home okay?" no. actually i was murdered.
Three things I have never felt like: A plastic bag, A G6, P Diddy
if a girl puts up with all your lies and bullshit it's obvious she's worth keeping, but it's also obvious you don't deserve her
R.I.P Dylan Curran, always in our hearts <3
Dear Hair, Please grow :(
"you a friggit?........... nah man, met someone on holidays last summer"
if she lets you see her with no makeup, messy hair, if she stays upp till any time talking to you, if she smiles stupidly when she sees you, she loves you. shes a keeper.dont missout. <3
shift many last night? 32 topped 7 fingered 12 and got the wank of all of them..wbu
i love your smile. <3
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
Dealing drugs during the handshake at mass
Boy takes girl into bedroom, pulls down his pants and says "meet my little brother" Girl picks up her bag, on her way out says,"call me when he grows up"
Girl: "Hey babe, I need to talk to you." Guy: "Wait you're not..." Girl: "Ummm.. No.. But, What would you do if I moved?" Guy: "Like.. School's or houses?" Girl: "School's... :/" Guy: "...." Girl: "Babe.." Guy: *Walks away* Girl: "COME BACK!" Guy: "Why should I? We need to go and figure out how I can make myself fit into your suitcase."
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain <3
*1 friend request* (250 friends in common) "... i still dont know you lol"
The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have.
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
Not everything that pops into your head needs to be shared on Facebook
"Hi, Can I help you?" "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi"
''babe? babe!? baby?!!'' ''mhhhm.'' ''you sleeep?'' ''no im not.'' ''yes you are.'' ''.....'' ''babe...? see you are sleep!''
girl "Babe can i see your phone??" guy " Sure Boo..here u go " *text comes through* "Baby i cant wait to see u again..last night was so freaky and fun"..girl " who the hell is this!" ~boy pulls out a twix~..girl:"Put the candy down right now!"
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You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, you flirt like first loves, and protect each other like brother and sister, obviously it's meant to be.
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, It's too long. Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, You'll never get it.
the winner of a poke war is owed sex by the loser...its in the rules.
She's about as innocent as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
I will never be your first kiss. i will never be your first love. im not your first valentine, first fight, first teddy bear, or first date. im not in this to be your first anything...i just want to be your last
Here is a big ' fuck you '. For all the messages I waited for. For all the times I hoped to see you. For all the love I wanted. For the tears I've cried. For letting me believe you really cared about me. For being the biggest asshole ever. For making me fall in love with you. And especially for the heart you broke
"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King
Just do it.. you're never going to see these people again
"did you get home okay?" no. actually i was murdered.
Three things I have never felt like: A plastic bag, A G6, P Diddy
if a girl puts up with all your lies and bullshit it's obvious she's worth keeping, but it's also obvious you don't deserve her
R.I.P Dylan Curran, always in our hearts <3
Dear Hair, Please grow :(
"you a friggit?........... nah man, met someone on holidays last summer"
if she lets you see her with no makeup, messy hair, if she stays upp till any time talking to you, if she smiles stupidly when she sees you, she loves you. shes a keeper.dont missout. <3
shift many last night? 32 topped 7 fingered 12 and got the wank of all of them..wbu
i love your smile. <3
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
Dealing drugs during the handshake at mass
Boy takes girl into bedroom, pulls down his pants and says "meet my little brother" Girl picks up her bag, on her way out says,"call me when he grows up"
Girl: "Hey babe, I need to talk to you." Guy: "Wait you're not..." Girl: "Ummm.. No.. But, What would you do if I moved?" Guy: "Like.. School's or houses?" Girl: "School's... :/" Guy: "...." Girl: "Babe.." Guy: *Walks away* Girl: "COME BACK!" Guy: "Why should I? We need to go and figure out how I can make myself fit into your suitcase."
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain <3
*1 friend request* (250 friends in common) "... i still dont know you lol"
The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have.
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
Not everything that pops into your head needs to be shared on Facebook
"Hi, Can I help you?" "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi"
''babe? babe!? baby?!!'' ''mhhhm.'' ''you sleeep?'' ''no im not.'' ''yes you are.'' ''.....'' ''babe...? see you are sleep!''
girl "Babe can i see your phone??" guy " Sure Boo..here u go " *text comes through* "Baby i cant wait to see u again..last night was so freaky and fun"..girl " who the hell is this!" ~boy pulls out a twix~..girl:"Put the candy down right now!"
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